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welcomeovens: I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT...

Thu, 23 May 2013 03:52:30 -0400

I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END

scissorsandthread: Chunky Finger Knit Necklace | Thanks I Made...

Wed, 22 May 2013 04:06:24 -0400

Chunky Finger Knit Necklace | Thanks I Made It

If you’ve been with me for a while, you might remember when I posted a finger knit project that caused a lot of us pain. There were some helpful folks who tried to explain it, but I still totally failed! Hopefully you will have a bit more luck because this necklace is adorable! I think that once you get the hang of finger knitting you won’t be able to stop, so unlike me, keep persevering!

scienceheroextraordinaire: 0ver-doze: lamp guaranteed to make...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:57:57 -0400

scienceheroextraordinaire:

0ver-doze:

lamp

guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves

sandytangy: earnit-getit: Before morning workout Eat within 30...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:47:15 -0400

sandytangy:

earnit-getit:

Before morning workout

Eat within 30 minutes of waking up so you can jump-start your metabolism. Having some oatmeal, a banana, eggs are all great choice to start your day

Before afternoon workout

Your pre-workout snack should consist of foods that are easy to digest, low-fiber and low-fat within the hour. A banana, apple slices with peanut butter

After your workout

Eat within 30 mins - 1hours after your workout so your body doesn’t start burning muscle. The key factor is fuelling your body with protein. Handful of almonds or a protein shake, fruit smoothie with skim milk, cottage cheese with fruit, greek yogurt with fruit

Awesome! This is exactly what I’ve been doing! Cept I should have more post-workout protein..hmhmm.

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: theonewhosawitall: $1.1...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:08:41 -0400

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

This shit is gold

nevver: The Multiple Personalities of Coffee (larger)

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:58:15 -0400

nevver:

The Multiple Personalities of Coffee (larger)

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wryer: Ellen June is an artist from Canada who uses air-drying...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:24:27 -0400

wryer:

Ellen June is an artist from Canada who uses air-drying clay, wire, glaze and acrylic paint to create these amazingly beautiful sculptures of fantasy animals. Each sculpture is handmade and painted with no more tools than fingers and a paint brush, completely unique and produced in a fluid and intuitive manner. With inspiration derived from animal physiology and a love of the fantastic, grotesque and absurd, each sculpture is completely unique. She’s absolutely incredible.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 04:22:53 -0400

"I like the curve of a ballerina’s foot. I like when boys are passionate about something and care..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:03:12 -0400

“I like the curve of a ballerina’s foot. I like when boys are passionate about something and care about their mothers. I like poems about coffee and fucking and love. I like when I’m on the highway and I make eye contact with the person speeding next to me. I like when I’m in the city and I see someone taking pictures of skyscrapers; with their necks arched back and their eyes lost in the view and their mind on something wondrous. I like drinking wine with friends and vodka with strangers. I like when my heart feels full even if my wallet is empty. I like when people hold my hand or lift me up. I like when someone offers me something- anything- their advice, to pay, their love, a hit. It’s a good feeling to be excited for the future and proud of your past. To speak to someone new and genuinely impress them. To leave something better than it was before. To be charming just by being yourself.”

- Unknown (via dulcetdecember)

newyorker: “When I heard the news that the Freedom Tower will...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:45:50 -0400

newyorker:

“When I heard the news that the Freedom Tower will be now be the highest building in Manhattan, I thought: ‘Kids!’” Ana Juan, the artist behind this week’s cover “Defiance,” says. “When you are a kid, you’re with your friends, and you say, ‘My ice cream is bigger than yours!’” she adds laughingly. “It’s a kind of a race, even if it makes for a great skyline. Still, I can’t help wondering: ‘Why do humans need to build higher and higher?’ It’s a show of power—something that doesn’t necessarily hold much interest for me. We need better schools, or a better health-care system, or to take care of the cities we have… but I guess building ever higher is our way to show how great we are.”

Cover of the May 27, 2013 issue. For more on Ana Juan’s cover, “Defiance,” as well as a slide show of images of the downtown skyline after 9/11 and some of her many children’s books illustrations: http://nyr.kr/10IKny1

tastefullyoffensive: ‘I HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!’[via]

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:41:00 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

‘I HAVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!’

[via]

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:39:57 -0400

that-freckled-fangirl: sheepsderp: my favorite part is that no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:37:25 -0400

that-freckled-fangirl:

sheepsderp:

my favorite part is that no one is wearing the shirt that gave her the cigarette

OH MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

“Before we begin you must all be warned, nothing here is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:14:49 -0400

“Before we begin you must all be warned, nothing here is vegetarian.”

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flomation: I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:34 -0400

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:03:20 -0400

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for